Bachelor of Arts (Hons) LaLa Studies

Course Classification : BA (Hons)
Course Mode : Full time
Course Duration : 2 Years

Introduction :-

The lifestyle of Ah Lians and Ah Bengs have evolved into the modern world more rapidly than many expected. To prevent young adults and teenagers from venturing into the seafood world wrongly, the University is now offering a full comprehensive course on everything you need to know about being a lala.

This is an ideal course for those who believe that bad fashion is the right way, English is a stupid language, everyone should speak mandarin and guys who look like girls and carry handbags are hot. If you have all this qualities, this is definitely the right course for you!

Through out your studies, you will encounter numerous different problems posed by the society. This does not mean that the society is right and you are wrong. It merely shows that nobody else is stupid enough to accept this lifestyle. As the course progresses, you will learn the skills needed to remain looking like an idiot, but cool to other seafood.

Course Content :
Year 1
Introduction to Lalaism
Online Chinese Gaming
Advanced Mathematics
Ridiculous Fashion Sense
Cursing in Chinese 101
Cursing in Chinese 121
Cursing in Chinese 124
Cursing in Chinese 214 (Yes, we emphasize in your chinese cursing ability. Final year students should be able to curse in super combined short form, knnccbcbh)

Year 2
Places of Interest
Lala Camwhoring numbered system
Lala Facebook page
Bad English 001
Bad English 0001
Socks and Skirts
Hair Colouring
Trance and Techno
Ugly Vinyls and Noisy Honda City
Final Year Project


Entry Requirements :

1. Pass SPM with at least 3 credits.
2. IELTS maximum score of 6.0. Anyone scored higher can attend our Bad English crash course before re-applying again.


Teaching and Assessment :

You're course will be graded by top notch tutors hired from various shops particularly around Sg.wang and Times Square Area. All our tutors have at least 10 years of experience being idiots, i mean, being a Lala. Most of the course will be graded based on  coursework and assignments. Students will be required to submit their Lala poses through facebook while complaining "oh i look so fat liao". Tutors will then grade the assignment based on how Lala the pose is, the caption used, and the number of horrible English comments received.

Career Opportunities :
The University has strong ties with the current market. Graduates will receive placements at many top Lala Industries.

1. MCM Handphone and communications
2. 88 Cafe and Field
3. Club Feng Tau 99


Many shops are eagerly looking for Lala workers in Times square and Sg.Wang. A new location that is quickly catching up is The Asian Avenue, Sunway Pyramid. Look for the sign "Vacancy, Chinese Only".

Related Courses :
BA (Hons) Lala Fashion Design
BA (Hons) Business Studies
BA (Hons) Creative Art Design

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